Another Election Day has come and gone. The average voter feels relief that TV commercials will switch from the nastiness of political opponent bashing to the joys of toenail fungus remedies. He also feels guilt. Once again, less than half the electorate took the time to vote. Soldiers died so that you have this right! 100% of the voters in Iceland cast their ballot. Why can't you?
There is a way to bring maximum voter participation - food. Years ago, I was in the coal regions on company business on Election Day. When lunchtime rolled around, the guys at the plant invited me along with them to go and vote. "I'm not exactly registered to vote here, " I demurred. "Come anyway, it will be worth it," they responded.
We pulled up to the local Fire Hall to see cars overflowing its parking lot. Folks were lined up outside awaiting entrance. The deal was that if you voted, you got a pork and sauerkraut dinner for $3. It was $5 if you didn't cast your ballot. The Fire Hall Ladies Auxiliary did themselves proud. The magical aroma of pork and sauerkraut pervaded everything. Desserts were plentiful. This being a "private club", beer was available.
Clearly, this was a win - win. Voter turnout was high. The Fire Hall made money. The people got a good, cheap meal.
Could this concept work elsewhere? Why not? It may be sponsored by the PTA or a Church Womens' Group if a school or church is the polling place. The menu will have to change depending on local taste, but the non-profit makes money and the voters have the satisfaction of doing their patriotic chore on a full belly.
It will also cut down on voter fraud. That guy with sauerkraut juice dribbling down his chin and loosening his belt is clearly a repeat voter. "One Man, One Vote, One Dumpling" could be the latest Supreme Court ruling.
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