only Tarzan (or possibly the NRA) can save us!
With Sarah shackled to her author's desk, who is watching the Bering Straits for those Russian invaders? I'm not sure I trust the current Alaska governor / National Guard commander-in-chief.
Did Sarah finish the book in time to get out in the woods for moose hunting season? To quote Homer Simpson, "Mooseburgers...m-m-m".
These answers to these questions and many more will, no doubt, be revealed in Sarah's blockbuster best-seller. Dan Brown, eat your heart out. I know what book I'll be curling up with come December.
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