VElectronics manufacture requires a Clean Room environment. Workers must dress in bulky "bunny suits" and pass through an "air shower" before entering the work space. "Bunny suits" provide more coverage than burkhas and conceal all body skin and hair surfaces. Having a bad hair day? Suffering from an acne attack? Put on a few unsightly pounds over the weekend? The "bunny suit" will prevent snarky comments from your co-workers because they'll never know. In the Clean Room, Julia Roberts looks just like Kathy Bates.
One wonders if transforming High Schools into Clean Rooms and requiring "bunny suits" wouldn't cut down on all that traumatizing "Mean Girls" nastiness. Of course gender identification might be a problem. "Dear Abby: I asked my Chem Lab partner to the Prom yesterday and it turned out that he was a dude. I never knew! He agreed because he thought that I was a girl. Do we go with pin-on or wrist corsages? Signed, Bunny Suited in Seattle."
The Bunny Suit Concept could actually extend beyond the Clean Room. As of last week, visitors to NY's Riker's Island Prison must wear size XXL tee-shirts before meeting their favorite inmate. Apparently, there has been a problem with "provocative clothing" on visitors. "Inmates made comments on other inmates visitors appearance which led to flared tempers and violence." Hard to believe that a provocatively-dressed babe on the other side of that Plexiglas wall could lead to problems in a prison environment.
Why not replace the XXL tee-shirts with bunny suits? That will eliminate the problem entirely. As a side benefit, why not have the properly-clad visitors assemble a cell phone or two on their way in to the prison? It will add money to the prison budget and provide job training. Talk about a win - win.
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