Wednesday, October 28, 2009

High School Mania

The Saturday sports section carries high school football scores from all of Pennsylvania. Most of the high school names are derived from towns (Hershey, Gettysburg), geography (Mid-Valley, Blue Mountain), or historical figures (George Washington, Thomas Jefferson), but some are unique and raise the following questions:.

Which team would Jesus root for when Bethlehem Catholic (his birthplace) plays Nazareth (where he grew up)?

Is there always a cloud of steam over the playing field at Boiling Springs High?

What is the school color at Plum High School?

Are the players at Mars High "little green men"?

Does Communications Tech use satellite phones to send signals to the huddle?

Did Imhotep Charter get said charter from an Egyptian pharaoh?

Is the High School Of The Future (an actual school in Philly) able to foresee what defense the opposing team will use?

Do its opponents use Desenex to combat Turkey Foot High athletes?

Inquiring minds want to know!

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